D&D meme

Was going through my laptop cleaning out old junk that I transferred over from my old desktop, and I found this…

I Am A: Chaotic Good Elf Ranger

Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups.

Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

Secondary Class:
Monks are strange and generally not understood by the world at large. They live apart from people, and follow strict codes that restrain their behavior and lifestyle. They have an exceptionally calm outlook on life, and generally do not resort to violence unless absolutely necessary. Even when they do, their code of conduct forbids the use of all weapons – except their hands. As such, monks are extremely skilled at hand-to-hand combat, and no other style.

Solonor Thelandria is the Chaotic Good elven god of archery and the hunt. He is also known as the Keen Eye, the Great Archer, and the Forest Hunter. His followers respect nature, and only hunt when needed, but are quick to defend the forest from intruders. Their favorite weapon is the bow, and they tend to be extremely talented with it. Solonor Thelandria’s symbol is an arrow with green fletchings.

Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy of (e-mail)

I don’t remember when or where I ran across this, but google says the survey’s here.

I must never have posted it due to the embarrassing results.
Me, an elf?! With my constant “elves are mamby pamby elitist losers” comments…?

(Be it known that Space elves however are magically delicious, what with their harlequin troupes and jetbike clans.)

Good thing my dwarven godmother died in childbirth, she’d have died of shame. Not a single non-elven response.

Detailed Results:

Lawful Good ----- XXXX (4)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXX (5)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Lawful Neutral -- (-3)
True Neutral ---- (-1)
Chaotic Neutral - (-1)
Lawful Evil ----- (-2)
Neutral Evil ---- (-1)
Chaotic Evil ---- XX (2)

Human ---- (-1)
Half-Elf - XXXXX (5)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXX (8)
Halfling - (-5)
Dwarf ---- (0)
Half-Orc - (-1)
Gnome ---- (-2)

Fighter - XXX (3)
Ranger -- XXXXXXXX (8)
Paladin - XXX (3)
Cleric -- X (1)
Mage ---- (-1)
Druid --- XXXXX (5)
Thief --- (-5)
Bard ---- XX (2)
Monk ---- XXXXXXX (7)

Least I got CG and Ranger/Monk… if I gotta be an elf…


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